One: I’m going to be an auntie.

Two: My brother got married.

Okay. That is the order I recieved the news in, and just about as abruptly. They got married a couple of weeks after they told us they were having a kid. “They” being my brother and his girlfriend, er, wife.

I’m rather confused, and keep hearing the Twilight Zone theme at random moments.

I keep waiting for someone to yell, “You’re on Candid Camera!”

I wonder if I’m going to wake up and find out it’s all a dream, and kinda hope not because I like the idea of being an auntie and having Cindy for a sister-in-law.

So if it turns out to be reality, and not some hallucinogenic fungus I ate, then cheers! to the happy couple. May their marriage be awesome and the kid be a healthy little maniac.

Now to see if aliens landed in the backyard.