01-15-2006

The End is Near

Filed Under: Life on the Rock

It might be better to say that the end of sleep is near.

Dad got a pool table.

Sigh. I guess now I can’t say I suck because of lack of practice.

All we need now is a jukebox and a dartboard. Dad confessed he’s already thinking about the dartboard.

And finally…My dad is a shark! Don’t trust his goofy grin! Jesus!

 
 

01-10-2006

The Nigerian Scam has moved…

Filed Under: Stupid People

To Hong Kong! Or Baghdad. Or something.

Original Message:

MR. WANG QIN.
HANG SENG BANK LTD.
19 DES VOEUX RD.
CENTRAL HONG KONG,
HONK KONG.

I am Mr. Wang Qin, senior credit officer of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have a concealed business proposal for you.

After the United State and Iraqi war, our client Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah who was the deputy governor of Baghdad in Iraq and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 12 calendar months, with a value of Fourty Millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.

Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even after the war late this year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that the Governor has been assasinated in Baghdad.

The websites below is a verification of the news about
his death:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/middle_east/3970619.stm

http://www.uslaboragainstwar.org/article.php?id=6979

After further investigation it was also discovered that Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank.

So, Fourty Millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it.

What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration three years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah so that you will be able to receive his funds.

THE PREREQUISITE OF THE PROJECT

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful.

I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah,all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job.

After you have been made the next of kin,the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 30% for you and 10% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation.

Should you be interested please send me your full particulars including your private phone and fax numbers for easy communication, you can write me via
the above email box or fax me with this number;
FAX:+447092871466 or
email me at wangqin_hangsengbak@yahoo.com.hk,
and i will provide you with more details of this operation as well as my particulars.

Your earliest response to this letter will be
appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Wang Qin.

End Message

Honk” Kong? Boy, you guys suck.

 
 

01-05-2006

Bring it on, Kong

Filed Under: Life on the Rock

I finally have a day off. What to do?

Watch King Kong.

Dad saw it a few days ago, and he’s been pestering me to go see it too. Why? Because he doesn’t like to give things away, and it drives him nuts that he can’t sit down and discuss it.

So, first Kong. Then Narnia.

Oh yeah. I love days off.